ditch digging 

the act of motorboating big ass cheeks after she took a shit without wiping.

I sure would like to go ditch digging in that fat black ass.

ditch digging by bser2000 January 8, 2012

ditch-digging 

The act of collecting the dry, crusty brown stuff under your fingernails the morning after you hadn't wiped well enough.

Kelley noticed her friend had some new earth-toned nail polish on, but then realized she'd only been ditch-digging.

ditch-digging by WookieeMonster June 18, 2013

digging a ditch with my spoon 

having anal intercourse

i’m digging a ditch with my spoon

digging a ditch with my spoon by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021