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disturbette 

when you are the person disturbing someone and reffering that person to the one being disturbed, hence "ette"
he is my disturbette because i annoy him and hit "notify anyway" when he's sleeping
disturbette by melslearning May 22, 2023

disturbate 

Verb. To get gratification through self-interruption. To pleasure oneself by purposefully causing one's own interference. To gain satisfaction, happiness, elation, or joy by interrupting one's own peace, quiet, rest, or harmony.

Other forms include: disturbator, disturbation, disturbates, disturbating.
As usual, just when everything in his life is in order and he has seemingly achieved a high level of peace and harmony, Tom becomes bored and miserable and begins to disturbate.

Bill will disturbate if he thinks that his life has become too settled, quiet, or free of stress.

Jack will disturbate until there is an adequate amount of chaos in his life.

After playing a flawless first half, the Jaguars fumbled the second half kickoff and continued to disturbate until the game was tied. Satisfied, they then won the game in overtime.

What to others looks like a perfect existence actually causes Sam to disturbate.

After receiving a huge bonus for his amazing sales production, Mac chose drinking too many cocktails at lunch everyday as his way to disturbate.

Smooth sailing always prompts Tony to disturbate.

disturbate by Buzz Writeyear February 2, 2008

Disturbated 

I was just masturbating in the bathroom when my mother walked in. So I got disturbated.

Disturbate 

To derive pleasure from the observation of disturbing material or act.
Yo dude, did you just DISTURBATE over Saw V?
Disturbate by dearly_disturbed_dan September 13, 2009

disturbate 

Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.
(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!
disturbate by virtualvirtue January 16, 2013
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