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the beastest effing last name evver
guy1 - shit dude ur last names disalvo.

guy2 - yea why?

guy1 - thats so sweeeet dude
disalvo by bree_miranda February 13, 2009
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Ashley DiSalvo

Probably a teacher or a nurse! Does drink a lot and party’s hard!! But is chill too. Really cool to hang out with! Mostly natural blond or natural black hair. Doesn’t enjoy a lot of people at once but when she does it’s a gift. You can always talk to and ashey DiSalvo but she might tell other people.
Wow what nurse did u see
I saw Ashley DiSalvo
Ashley DiSalvo by Hey Roy April 16, 2019

Disallow Yourself 

1)To reject a statement/idea/proposal from a wasteman and to encourage said fool to look at himself and man the fuck up.

2) To cast a downing judgement on a fool's actions.
1a)
Wasteman: This party sounds hectic but I say we go to my nans, she cooks up a mean steak casserole.

Safeman: *kiss gums* Blud you trippin, disallow yourself.

1b)
Wasteman: Aight, Halle Berry would get it, but if you catch Rosie Odonnell from the right angle, I swear to ja I would happily poke her.

Safeman: Be easy nigga! step down. Think 'bout wha chu sayin' foo'. Dat bitch is stacked out. Disallow yourself.


2)
Wasteman: *Gets his ankles broken in basketball match*

Safeman: 'memba I told chu, tell your friends and disallow yourself.
Disallow Yourself by Alski007 February 21, 2009
An italian male who gets mid 80s in his grades. He loves sports and does nothing else. he only plays Baseball videogames and is generally extroverted. He generally cheats in english because his native language is italian, and is probably tall.
STFU Desalvo.
DeSalvo by Totally not Mikaylah March 28, 2023

DisaVOWage 

Adultery and/or Divorce and/or Remarriage.
Elizabeth Taylor is an expert at disaVOWage.
DisaVOWage by Rev. Johnny Cash January 21, 2009

disallowed

No longer permitted.
Using ampersands in usernames has been disallowed.
disallowed by Kiko February 1, 2004
Without association. Refuse to acknowledge. No approval. Deny responsibility for.
A fuckboy: I wish there was a cure for AIDS.
SS guy: It would be better if it could be modified to target people with a certain percentage of melanin in the skin.
An intellectual: I disavow everything that has been said in this server, and everything that will ever be said in this server. What is said here does not represent my beliefs.
disavow by proza August 9, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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