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Dirty Seanchez 

An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.
Paddy: I got me hole last noight.

Connor: Who wit?

Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!

Connor: Jaysus Chroist!

Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!

Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!
Dirty Seanchez by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009

Dirty Sean

The act of fuckin a girl in the ass then punching her in the stomach as u pull out leaving ur dick clean of any bodily fluids
After eating Mexican food he knew that he had to give her a dirty Sean to make sure his dick was shit free
Dirty Sean by Seanymomo April 8, 2015

Dirty Sean

An alcoholic shot consisting of every type of whiskey you can find in approximately equal proportions. Usually served as a double shot unless your whiskey options are limited. Nobody enjoys this.
"I thought I was going to fucking die last night. I had like 3 Dirty Seans and I hate myself."
Dirty Sean by LongLiveLemonDrops December 20, 2017

Dirty Sean Penn 

When someone rubs their fist between their butt cheeks, and then punches someone in the face.
"He was talking shit, so I gave him a Dirty Sean Penn to the mouth"

Dirty Sean

The dirty Sean is the type of guy to stand you up and fuck you parents instead
Thanks he said he was coming to dinner with me then he pulled a dirty sean
Dirty Sean by Espurr February 13, 2022

Dirty Sean

The act of pegging and then fucking your mother after a long day of getting bullied about being a discord admin.
last night i did a dirty sean, it really lightened my mood.”
Dirty Sean by Rogfs September 20, 2022