When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.
by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019
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Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.
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How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!
by Dirty chia April 15, 2020
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