Dirty Melissa
When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.
Dirty Melissa by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019
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dirty melissa
When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.
Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.
dirty melissa by DocMc November 8, 2015
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Dirty melissa
How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!
Dirty melissa by Dirty chia April 15, 2020
Dirty Melisa
When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”
Dirty Melisa by Itsrealcaussisaidso April 7, 2023
Dirty Mellissa
While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".
Dirty Mellissa by Captain Awesome 86 April 1, 2020
Dirty Melyssa
When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem
Dirty Melyssa by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020
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