Any batch of alcohol mixed together because there just isn’t anything else left. Usually includes bitters because no one ever actually goes through a bottle of them after buying them.
We had a four day snowstorm with 3 small children stuck inside; I had to drink Dirty Lyndis after the third night just to stay sane.
When you're having sex with a virgin and you pull out to blow your load on her yorkie/poodle mix thats been licking your balls the whole time and then write your name on her wall with your blood covered dick
I took Rebecca home after prom and gave her a dirty lyndzee. I'm still not allowed within 100 feet of her house or any local pet stores.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'