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Dirty Kleenex 

A Dirty Kleenex is a complicated professional sex move. In order to successfully complete a Dirty Kleenex, one must dangle a woman's head, torso, and arms out a 2nd story or higher window, while having vaginal or anal sex with her. Traditionally, it must be an office building, but looser definitions allow any building with at least two levels. Upon climax, the man must ejaculate into the woman (thus making her "dirty"), and then toss her out the window, as one would toss a dirty kleenex into the trash.
"God, I'm so sad Lindsay died."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."
Dirty Kleenex by microjimmy March 27, 2015

dirty kleenix 

when a woman is so tight that when a guy puts it in her and fucks her real hard he tries takin it out and in the process it pulls her pussy inside out
1."last night i was fucking this 3 year old and i accindently gave her a dirty kleenix"
dirty kleenix by Jimmy Mahoney December 4, 2007

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026