dirty klein

When you are balls deep in your homie watching the power puff girls on cartoon network and you cum to mojo-jojo deep thoating a banana

It happened again, I did a dirty klein whilst bumming Ryan and all of a sudden mojo-jojo whipped out his banana and I exploded my klein juice inside Ryan

by DeKleinGaming June 28, 2020

Dirty Kleenex

A Dirty Kleenex is a complicated professional sex move. In order to successfully complete a Dirty Kleenex, one must dangle a woman's head, torso, and arms out a 2nd story or higher window, while having vaginal or anal sex with her. Traditionally, it must be an office building, but looser definitions allow any building with at least two levels. Upon climax, the man must ejaculate into the woman (thus making her "dirty"), and then toss her out the window, as one would toss a dirty kleenex into the trash.

"God, I'm so sad Lindsay died."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."

by microjimmy March 27, 2015

dirty kleenix

when a woman is so tight that when a guy puts it in her and fucks her real hard he tries takin it out and in the process it pulls her pussy inside out

1."last night i was fucking this 3 year old and i accindently gave her a dirty kleenix"

by Jimmy Mahoney December 4, 2007