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Dirty Itchy Butt 

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .
I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
Dirty Itchy Butt by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020

dirtybitch 

A guy you probably have worked with that will sleep with anything propped up on two legs with an ass (preferably when she is really really drunk). Usually will consider himself a pimp and wear Cadillac hood ornaments and have huge stupid sideburns. His fingers smell of a whore’s ass and his flat is usually decorated with stupid shit like bullhorns and other phallic trash.
Holy shit, dirtybitch took home that chicken whore and jammed his hand up her ass!
dirtybitch by ::DiRtY:: February 12, 2003

dirtybitch 

Black Charles, a guy in San Antonio, whose slept with one third of the population of Texas! (skanks and hoes alike)
If you were to go to Six Flags Fiesta Texas on a crowded day, one out of every three women that you see will have had sex with that Dirty Bitch!

dirtbitch 

A girl with a borigina. She is dirt, and consequently is able to shoot ping pong balls out of her borigina. She is a mammal, which is braggable.
Paris Hilton is a dirtbitch, and has a borigina.

DirtBitch 

DirtBikers being noisy or driving wrecklesly and often being chased by the police.
Will the DirtBitches get away? Will the police catch 'em? The adrenaline pumping perspectives those DirtBitches have are like the Bosozoku in Japan.
DirtBitch by bito October 28, 2015
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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