The act of fingering your bum while in the missionary sex position with a girl, then using your shitty brown index finger do a simba mark on her forehead while simultaneously cumming in her nose to hide the smell of shit. This must all be done while humming the lion king theme tune.
I was with Sarah last night and she asked me to do something disgusting in bed so I gave her a dirty dathal
by Papa paddy April 17, 2020