When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.
by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019
When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.
Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.
by DocMc September 24, 2015
How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!
by Dirty chia April 15, 2020