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dillwand

A derogatory term used by Dungeons and Dragons enthusiasts to refer to a particularly annoying player, usually one who is playing as a wizard. Not only does "dillwand" refer in a direct sense to a wizard's wand, it insinuates that the person in question is a phallus (i.e., calling someone a penis.)
"You can't cast Magic Missile, dillwand, you've been Silenced."
by Song&Swordz May 29, 2009
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dillwad

Someone that lacks so much intelligence that they do not realize how ridiculously they are behaving. A straight up moron. An imbecile.
"Remember when John drank all those beers last night and started harassing Katie?"

"Yeah, he was acting like a complete dillwad."
by svensson doitzelkaiser November 4, 2014
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dillwad

Akin to dillweed but more derogatory sounding. A dolt moron dwanker wank wanker spaz idiot moron senseless
Joey: "Scott, I put all the papers on your desk into that little box by your filing cabinet, I hope I didn't disturb anything important?"

Scott: "Oh, no Joey you didn't disturb anything, you fucking DESTROYED EVERYTHING; you put my entire 700 page unpublished novel draft into the shredder you fucking dillwad!!!!"
by psiscott April 25, 2006
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dilland

Ohmigosh so I found out my sister likes dilland?
Really?!
Yeah it was so obvious, I totally saw it coming!
by SuckItRightNow December 28, 2018
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dillwanker

Your boyfriend is such a dillwanker. Where'd you find that moron?
by Ksmackahoe October 22, 2010
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