dillwand 

A derogatory term used by Dungeons and Dragons enthusiasts to refer to a particularly annoying player, usually one who is playing as a wizard. Not only does "dillwand" refer in a direct sense to a wizard's wand, it insinuates that the person in question is a phallus (i.e., calling someone a penis.)

"You can't cast Magic Missile, dillwand, you've been Silenced."

dillwand by Song&Swordz May 29, 2009

dillwad

Someone that lacks so much intelligence that they do not realize how ridiculously they are behaving. A straight up moron. An imbecile.

"Remember when John drank all those beers last night and started harassing Katie?"

"Yeah, he was acting like a complete dillwad."

dillwad by svensson doitzelkaiser November 4, 2014

dillwad

Akin to dillweed but more derogatory sounding. A dolt moron dwanker wank wanker spaz idiot moron senseless

Joey: "Scott, I put all the papers on your desk into that little box by your filing cabinet, I hope I didn't disturb anything important?"

Scott: "Oh, no Joey you didn't disturb anything, you fucking DESTROYED EVERYTHING; you put my entire 700 page unpublished novel draft into the shredder you fucking dillwad!!!!"

dillwad by psiscott April 25, 2006

dilland 

Your sisters future boo.

Ohmigosh so I found out my sister likes dilland?
Really?!
Yeah it was so obvious, I totally saw it coming!

dilland by SuckItRightNow December 28, 2018

dillwanker 

Dumbass, idiot, retard.

Your boyfriend is such a dillwanker. Where'd you find that moron?

dillwanker by Ksmackahoe October 22, 2010