diet food

a slang word for crystal meth.
(it's called diet food because you loose a lot of weight while using)

Hey girl you're looking a little fat. Did you stop using diet food?

by cocog January 12, 2008

See food diet

A see food diet is where you see food and then eat it.

I'm on a see food diet. I see food. I eat food.

by The Kid That Likes Memes September 30, 2017

see-food diet

On a diet when you see food and you eat it.

We are in a see-food diet to have an excuse for eating so much.

by MaloOki July 13, 2015

Raw Food Diet

Crack cocaine binge. Often the reason given for sudden weight loss.

No man, I'm not smokin' crack, I lost all this weight on a raw food diet.

by ************* February 19, 2008

sea food diet

A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!

This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.

Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!

Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.

Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.

Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.

Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.

Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!

Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!

by Karl "The K Man" Pilkington January 27, 2008