dieselboy

The American King of Drum and Bass

We rocked out to some Dieselboy last night

dieselboy by Elephant Butt Hair January 31, 2005

dieselboom 

Referring to the Head of the EU's Eurozone Group, the finance minister of the Netherlands, Jeroen Dijsselbloem.

His statements are supporting to make any small problems to a major crisis, so to speak the opposite of making an elephant out of an ant.

Don't dieselboom the office, we need this place to work!

Did you see that crazy guy? He completely dieselboomed a whole country with two words!

dieselboom by Eurogangster March 26, 2013

Diesely 

1. To be or act diesel. Of diesel status.

2.. Maximally Bad ass.. Awesomely Awesome. Completely unstoppable, Like Darth Vader on gorilla hormones.

3. Dominating. Like a pittbull on a Maltese.
4. Majorly Destructive. Annihilatory. Like nuking an ant farm.
5. Of Epic proportions. Massive. Gigantopithicus. Like Voltron after full assembly.

Man #1: I wish I could be more diesely.
Man #2: You mean like Clint Eastwood in Gauntlet?
Man #1: Yeah...but more like the Beverly Hills Cop version of the "Neutron Dance"
Man #2: wow.....now that's diesely...so basically smashin?
Man #1: yup, on some "Ang Diesel" type status.
Man #2: (eyes wide, jaw hangs agape)

Diesely by mcbain02 August 6, 2013

Dieseldyke 

While driving her long-haul truck, the Dieseldyke carefully plans her next visit to Portland. An alluring odor of drakkar noir and chew spit, is often advantageous when rival males are also competing for petite blonde females. She probably will ask you to call her Drew or Joey and she wears dark man-cut jeans which offer improved contouring for her ample clitoral bulge. She’s got a 5 o'clock shadow and robust shoulders which were evidently directly responsible for her acceptance into the ironworkers union.

She supports all of the latest pop/cancel culture, but her hunting buddies would tell you otherwise. Once, during a public outrage riot, she tore the door panel off of a chevy vibe but oddly, eye contact with a biological male seems to make her nervous. That said, she has an amazingly dexterous tongue and an equally impressive wit. She's sometimes seen at a pub defending the honor of a "hot drunk chick" that's allegedly "mostly straight". The Dieseldyke then offers the hottie a “ride home”. Supposedly saving her from the "creepy dudes" at the bar even though the bar is technically already closed.

Some say dieseldyke's are just angry because they have no detectable bosom whatsoever and allegedly have to stand while peeing even though “it doesn't really work”, others claim that frequent use of strap-ons cut off circulation somehow. Two things are certain, she can rebuild an engine with a swiss army knife and whoever she is dating had a terrible childhood.

Wow dude, did you see that Dieseldyke's girlfriend? I know I didn't.
Have you seen my cousin Carly lately? She skipped right over lumberjack and straight to Dieseldyke!
Excuse me sir could you please stop staring at my daught.. oh sorry about that, my mistake.
Bro, I didn't see that you were waiting for this parking spot, you don't have to go all "Dieseldyke" on me.
Swear on my mom dude, I was at the lake and I saw this Dieseldyke coughing up a hairball with a dip in.
Oregon is beautiful with tons of attractions but my dad won’t let my mom or sister go back there.

Dieseldyke by jdiggidy August 4, 2020

Dieseldyke 

A lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. Regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.

Origin: Due to the normal extreme mass of these 'ladies,' it has often been assumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the assistance of a powerful Diesel engine.

See also Clamjouster, Mingeeta, Plaid-clad Whale and Rugmuncher

Said at the A&E Dept, "I hope you've learnt from that young man, never get between that Diesel and her Femme !"

Dieseldyke by Cutaway August 9, 2004

Dieseltown 

see, doylestown.

1. Source of much diesel.
2. Doylestown, Pennsylvania, A place where kids think they are William S. Burroughs at the age of 17. Also a location where Requiem for a dream DVD sales are particularly higher than the national average. The typical Dieseltownian is characterized by their pallid skin, dark circles under the eyes, and complete lack of pupils. Manorexia is common and bowel movements are rare. By the age of 20 true Dieseltownians are either out of town, dead, or republican.
3. The state of mind that corresponds with one's presence in Dieseltown.

Tina: What's up with Ahmed?
Maurice: The kid that's dipping out?
Tina: Uh, yeah?
Maurice: He's on a one-way train to Dieseltown.
Tina: Huh?

Dieseltown by tuppence July 18, 2006

dieselmonkey 

a diesel monkey is a hyperactive ape

wow that orangutan is jumping around like a dieselmonkey

dieselmonkey by jamezyhizzles July 2, 2009