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diddle stick 

Despite the naughty-sounding name, a diddle stick is actually just a small non-conductive screwdriver-like tool for making fine adjustments to components inside a variety of electronic devices.

Yes, it's supposed to be small.

Diddle stick may be hyphenated (diddle-stick) or combined to form one word (diddlestick).
Engineer 1: Crap! I got my diddle stick wedged inside the gonkulator housing again!
Marketing Drone: What were you doing with... never mind; I don't want to know.
Executroid: Ewww! I'm never touching the gonkulator again!
Engineer 2: Hee! They have no idea what a diddle stick is, do they...
diddle stick by drox July 2, 2007
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Diddle stick 

A stupid fucker who eats pussy and is a fuck boy. He might be your crush but he has a shrimp dick and a black ass face which looks like my shadow.
Ja'Rontae is my diddle stick because he fucked with my friend and my best friend at the same time, but I love him.

Diddle Stick 

1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.
1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?

2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!

Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.
Diddle Stick by kale-cabbage March 18, 2020

twiddle my diddle stick 

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

sticking the diddly-doo in the o 

Another expression for having sex. Abbreviated as STDDITO.
person 1: I walked in on my parents sticking the diddly-doo in the o
person 2: oh man, that sucks.
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