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dicknerd 

A dicknerd is someone that was a nerd in highschool and grew up to get a position of power whether it is a managerial position or a cop or security guard and is a total dick about things for no reason. So they are a combination of a dick and a nerd.
the guy at the (fast food restuarant) was a total dicknerd they forgot my tacos and he told me to call corporate when he totally could of given me them for free.
dicknerd by Jdeezy29 January 24, 2010
Words you can keep
over doing a situation ,going beyond any guideline that was set for a normal man .
zac went out to the bar last night he really got dickerd
dickerd by dhaze December 18, 2013

Dickneedle 

someone who acts like an ass for reasons unknown. Probably because they hate their lives for one reason or another.
Ishu is such a Dickneedle. Why does he keep acting like this?
Dickneedle by bob4561234 January 22, 2019

Dickneed 

To be used as a derogatory slur or insult.
A person who has a constant desire, hunt and need for penis. a)A woman with overly promiscuous tendencies b) A man with premiscuous and or homosexual tendencies
a)Jennifer is hot, but she's a total "dickneed"
b)Hey Nick! You're a total dickneed.
c)Nick, quit being such a dickneed!
Dickneed by Rob Aguero July 31, 2007

dickerdoodle 

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa
These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!
dickerdoodle by ezdu March 13, 2010
Someone who slyly takes something from you without your permission, uses it, then just leaves it somewhere else, instead of fully stealing it and taking it home. You may or may not find your misplaced item at a later time, lying around somewhere.
Dude, some dickner took my wrench set from my toolbox, then instead of putting it back, he just left it in the driveway.
Dickner by sicksick64 January 21, 2009

dicknersnoodle

When someone you love is being a dick, so you make up a random word to make yourself not as mad at them.
He's being a such Dicknersnoodle, it's ridiculous.
dicknersnoodle by Unimportance April 16, 2020
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