Dickfungus 

When you fick a mushim in the forest then gives it to his girlfriend then she trips balls and her head fucking explodes

I fucked a mushroom and my girl ate it dickfungus

Dickfungus by Fat faggot January 11, 2021

dick fungus 

A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.

"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"

dick fungus by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008

dickfunkus 

one ugly motherfucker with a dick for a nose.

I don"t know who the dickfunkus is.

dickfunkus by fuc.stick May 3, 2018

Dickshungus 

Is the act of having a massive penis that can’t be controlled

Damn bro he got dickshungus

Dickshungus by I’m not sure February 25, 2022