dick guard

a really wet fuckin condom
Mark used a dick guard when he fucked a woman that wasnt clean
by Andyk32 February 18, 2008
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dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.
Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.
by mr johan September 25, 2008
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