dick guard 

a really wet fuckin condom

Mark used a dick guard when he fucked a woman that wasnt clean

dick guard by Andyk32 February 18, 2008

dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

dick sneeze guard by mr johan January 13, 2009

Dick Garden 

A target rich enviroment for someone interested in the male genitalia.

While at the table in a firehouse, "Man this place is a dick garden."

Dick Garden by XRoads August 12, 2014

dickguard 

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.

wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.

dickguard by niggman star33 September 21, 2011