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dick doc 

a urologist (dick doctor)
"Hey boss, I'm pissing razorblades, gotta pop by the dick doc to see what's up. I'll be in after lunch"

"Sir, this is a pediatric office. The dick doc is three doors down to the right."

"She's the top dick doc in the whole damn country! I'd trust her with any of my genitals! If anyone can fix your broken unit, it's her!"
dick doc by Arbag April 16, 2017
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Dick Doc 

An insult typically directed towards someone who has been involved in or actively involved in docking.
He is such a dick doc.
Dick Doc by Tyronne B. November 30, 2017

doc the dick

That guy is a doc the dick
doc the dick by Poison53 January 24, 2018

big dick doctor 

big dick doctor a doctor who is usually male with a big ego and likes to treat patients like they know nothing or is uncaring about their patients concerns
i saw my doctor today he blowed me off as i did not know nothing or could care less about my concerns what flipping big dick doctor

Dick Dockin' 

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.
"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...
Dick Dockin' by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016

dick doctor 

Urologist. A doctor who likes to touch and cure dicks.
I went to the dick doctor who cured my ball cancer by fondling my shlong.
dick doctor by Punanitang October 20, 2010
When two men pull back their foreskin with their dicks touching. One man starts by pulling his foreskin over his dick and stretches it over the head of the other mans cock. The other man then does the same. They have now dick-docked.
Let’s join together and dick-dock.
Dick-Dock by Hello Yeah Yeah January 2, 2018