dick crumb

Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.

Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.

Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!

by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008

Dick Crumb

-crumbs that falll off of a dudes dick when being given head to.

-someone who sucks, a douchebag, mean etc.

i hate the bitch, she's being such a dick crumb

yo, i sucked up mad dick crumbs when i gave him head.

by Chazzz:) January 2, 2011

Dick-Crumble

When spooge dries up to a mans boxers or furry jungle and crumbles off.

Also can be considered as a bad stench.

Man, you need to keep them dick-crumbles under control.

Go take a shower, You smell like dick-crumbles.

by bigbootyvito09 September 9, 2009

Dickcumboobulated

Originated from discombobulated

This means that a person is confused sexually and doesn’t know how to address it.

I’m so dickcumboobulated I don’t know what to do.

by faggoat May 8, 2019

Dickcrumb

Skin cells left in a woman from sex.

I'm not gonna eat you out! I dont want that last guys dickcrumbs!

by Wicked1124 September 21, 2019

dickcumbubble

It’s a solid dick cums a bubble and the female eats her own shit.

“The man exploded the dickcumbubble and she ate her poo”

by Fatebootate_ May 22, 2018

dickcumbobulated

when the dick so good you cant think straight.

whats wrong, you dickcumbobulated?

by SideShow86 October 10, 2023