dibblesworth 

1. The most Worthy of Nillers, dibbling Littles under Bigs with a predilection for Pesto, Big 10s, dissonant chords, riffs in general, beats, and yawning with reckless abandon.

2. One who recognizes the superiority of Spades over all other forms of quadrilateral cardboard cut-out entertainments and activities.

3. He that is afflicted with a proclivity to nilling in situations deemed by logic and reason to be inappropriate for the application of said strategy

Dibblesworth worthily dibbles the King of Spades 'neath the Ace, having, in the book prior, slipperily slipped the Little under the Big, all the while smiling like a crocadillio.

dibblesworth by Dabbles May 7, 2007

kibblesworth

Kibblesworth (n.) The footling amount of money by which the price of a given article in a shop is less than a sensible number, in a vain hope that at least one idiot will think it cheap.Nov 5, 2011

That's got to be a kibblesworth so someone will buy it.

kibblesworth by Davide Avachat January 31, 2020