diaworried

The sudden panic that washes over you as you realize you are going to have diarrhea but you are not in an appropriate setting.

Laura: What's wrong? You're making a face.

Dave: That vegan burrito slid through me like a fat man at a water park and I'm diaworried. I need to find a bathroom NOW.

diaworried by lwarner6 July 2, 2011

Divorried 

That post-divorce phase where you're past all the bullshit of child support, new spouses, etc. and can stand your ex-spouse again.

I was surprised to see Bill actually talking to Susan in her driveway when he was picking the kids up for the weekend.

That's because Bill and Susan are divorried now.

Divorried by Grant Rampus July 24, 2016