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Diaper man 

Something that you say to someone who has their head in their ass, someone who is an absolute fucking retard with no idea what the fuck is going on around them. This person is typically a fucking dork (often times named Anthony).
Bro can u shut up, your such a diaper man!!!
Diaper man by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

diaper management 

This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!
During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!
diaper management by Harpo Marx January 5, 2016

diaperm0nky 

diaperm0nky is the best mutual ever and very great person 💪💯‼️
p1: omg i am mutausl with diaperm0nky

p2: omg i am so jealous
diaperm0nky by user2m5k1xvqg1 September 2, 2021

diapermask

A term used to describe the state of intoxication commonly referred to as shit-faced.
Put on your diapermask, we're about to get shitfaced.
diapermask by youngandreckless October 27, 2012

diaperdandy 

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.
Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.
diaperdandy by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

diaperdandy 

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves
That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car
diaperdandy by E.TTA December 16, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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