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Dez Bryant 

Leaving an event or obligation before its scheduled ending time in a brazen manner. Defined due to Dez Bryant walking off the field with 1:21 left in Dallas Cowboys loss to the Green Bay Packers on December 15, 2013.
"I know the movie isn't over, but I'm going to Dez Bryant out of here before Marvin gets shot in the face."

"I have a 3:20 tee time. Do you mind, boss, if I Dez Bryant for the rest of the afternoon?"

"This date is going horrible. I'm going to Dez Bryant and drop you off at home. Later!"

"I feel hungover, so I will show up for a little bit, then Dez Bryant."
Dez Bryant by Chemlab_Anetheron December 17, 2013
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MEN-DEZ is a stud. The best of the best. The funniest of the funniest. Someone who makes anyone and everyone smile and laugh with insane quirks and sarcastic comments. Can get all the ladies AND men because of this high status.
Hey, who was that?

Ohhhh HIM??? ....oh he's a MEN-DEZ!! (sigh) Totally rocks my world when I get the chance to talk to him

Girl! you kno a MEN-DEZ?! soo jealous.
Men-dez by Mayca October 22, 2010
Dez is the meaning of all
i wish i was dez
Dez by dez November 11, 2003

Dez Moines 

The Incredible song off of The Devil Wears Prada new CD
"With Roots Above and Branches Below"
Dude:Yo mengg did you hear the TDWP new song on myspace; Dez Moines ?
Dude1:No , why would i ?
Dude: You havent lived if you didnt hear this song its like a fucking scissor kick on the back of your head.
Dude1: Is it that good ?
Dude: YEAH MAN ! wait till the album comes out , you'll fucking jizz yourself.
Dez Moines by emcsqrd March 14, 2009
The 5th Ninja Turtle
"Donnatello found Dez the 5th Ninja Turtle
Dez by XdoctorDisco June 3, 2016

Dez Nutz 

A joke from snoop dogg off a mixtape
Did you talk to ol'boy today (who) Dez Nutz
Dez Nutz by J_Mann November 10, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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