deuschy 

Some fag that does shit to piss someone off. for example this person could refuse to answer a desperately need question. also this person could be weird and just fuck everything up. Or just someone being a dick.

The deuschy is just standing on the street corner looking at his watch.

Guy: hey do you know what time it is?
Deuschy: No
Guy: You have a watch right there. (points to it)
Deuschy: what the hell are you talking about?
Guy: wow what a deuschy.

deuschy by Anthony DeMatteo July 18, 2007

deusch

One of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.

If "deusch" is the way you spell "douche", you're both.

Die, idiot.

deusch by burstroc December 11, 2006

deusch guido 

when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos

caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.

deusch guido by noltad eggits March 8, 2008

deuscher 

Some one who consistantly acts like a deusche bag.

"Man that guy never leaves a tip!"

"What a deuscher!"

deuscher by itshme July 19, 2009

deusche

receptacle used to cleanse one's vaginal area after rough, vigorous sex.

Raquel's deusche didn't quite fit.

deusche by Avi Mintz March 19, 2004

deusche bag 

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.

Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."

deusche bag by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

deusch tart 

a deusch that is either ugly or in a bad mood and has a bad look on theyre face

my friend marty ate some sour candy and now he looks like a deasch tart.

deusch tart by Jason Jordan March 26, 2004