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They like to pretend they're quiet and not very open but deep down theyre just dying to open up to you, so don't let that feeling fool you! Someone who makes an entire essay about you to put a smile on your face and it's probably the cutest and most nicest thing you can see. They are the kind of person who loves no matter what and has been put through too many things in their life. They can also be stubborn when people want to help them. They can be very independent. Last, they will put you before themselves. Even if it might hurt them in the end.
“Desamin, are your sure you do not want anything?”

“No, but I thank you for the offer!”
desamin by The name giver May 22, 2018
Words you can keep

desalination 

a way of turning salt water into fresh drinkable water.
e.g jack got some fresh water to drink at the desalination plant.

defamination 

Removing hunger from people
I defaminated ethiopia
defamination by Justin September 11, 2003
An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)
Desaint by k-flava January 21, 2007
An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)
Desaint by kfav December 10, 2008

Defamination 

/,defə' ən'meɪʃn/

noun-
hurting someone's feelings to a point that they use the word defamation incorrectly, going as far to spell it incorrectly.
witness: Do u want to take this to dms man?

defendant: So why in the fuck did you give them my face and do that art work, thats defamination : (

prosecutor: Didn't you say the n-word?
Defamination by CurseOfcrits March 26, 2023

Hemovaginal Desalination 

When blood from a woman's menstrual cycle is recycled to it's purest form to be employable for donation. This includes the filtration of the lining of the uterus, and other matter that is discharged from the vagina, that is not part of the usable blood.
Dave's girlfriend is on her period. She can help save a lot of lives if she donates her blood by hemovaginal desalination.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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