Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual
That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!
by eatdirtfartdust December 22, 2012
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Derp eye

Caused by a lack of masturbation
Krista has derp eye, must have been a while.
by Tantlocker June 22, 2019
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