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derek morgan 

Sexy chocolate god played by Shemar Moore on Criminal Minds. Even though he has a dark past, Derek Morgan overcame struggles and became a totally hot and muscly FBI agent with the BAU or Behavorial Analysis Unit. Also see: chocolate Adonis or chiseled perfection
Wow, that guy is attractive, ripped, and mysterious in a hot way. He is such a Derek Morgan.

The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.
derek morgan by BAUbaby May 15, 2014
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Derek Morgan 

A absolute god of a man. He’s funny, sweet, helpful, and protective of the people he cares about.
Person 1: I wish he was like Derek Morgan

Person 2: Well to bad
Derek Morgan by Diablo. January 24, 2021

Derek Morgan 

Chocolate Thunder, the hottest FBI agent in the BAU.
Derek Morgan is such a sex god.

derekmorgansexual 

YOU ARE VETY ATTRACKED TO DEREK MORGAN
I think I love Derek Morgan... so your derekmorgansexual!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026