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Demon seed 

A large turd, usually promted by constipation, that is too large for your butthole. Most occurrences involve extreme pain and a turtle head poking out halfway while you realize your in trouble and care needs to be taken.
Bro, I just had the worst demon seed ever, my ass hole hurts.
Demon seed by Jaymm February 4, 2018

demon seed 

The child or offspring, as conceived through unwanted intercourse. A "rape baby"
Not only did Sheila get raped, but i heard she's gonna have the demon seed too!
demon seed by alibar12 February 27, 2014

demonseed 

She couldn't see after I got her with the demonseed right in the eye.
demonseed by Hank February 7, 2004

demonseed 

My older-half-sister in law calls maggots demonseeds because she once had a bad dream about an invasion of ravenous flesh-eating maggots.
demonseed by Light Joker June 2, 2004

Demonseed 

n. the Rayne Demonseed longboard
getting a demonseed speedboard for cheap soon
Demonseed by DRFTmonkeh September 26, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026