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Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.
Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"
Derpenstein by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

Dude von Dudenstein

Sydney Fife: Dude von Dudenstein!

Dabenstein

A place where royalty of the most time honor family go to visit the Queen
On my way to Dabenstein I found a lock of her queens hair

Derpenstein

A fan of popular video games and comics who believes that flamingos will eventually take over the world. A true fanatic amongst us all.
That freak over there is definitely a Derpenstein!
Derpenstein by RynoStoop August 2, 2021

devinstein

The weakest person u will ever meet
Coached some kids at basketball and they are all DevinStein
devinstein by Beautifulhelmet December 11, 2021

double derfenstein

When two men of germanic descent trip over something at exactly the same time.
Hans and Finn embarrassed themselves at the party when they double derfensteined over a wire.
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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