A person who "googles" not only you, but your friends, proceeds to research you through other online facets (facebook, finds your Twitter account, even manages to dig up your outdated MySpace account), and friends your friends in an over-zealous effort to awkwardly fit in.
Man, she's a Deep Googler, and as a by-product, she's my best-friend's friend now... Totally not weird at all...
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"