split decision

an ass, place where you shit; comes from the hard decision of choosing the right or left cheek

I see your split decision.

by Big Man Mac February 2, 2008

bad decision

The recipient of drunken sex, specifically sex that gets the giver in trouble.

Guy #1: "Dude.. I was totally a bad decision last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah? I bet she looked mortified afterwards."
Guy #1: "Nah, dude. I'm the best bad decision she'll ever make."

by Lexicon101 June 23, 2010

Trevor Decision

Knowingly diving head first into any form of scenario you are entirely aware will grant you brief satisfaction followed by an extended period of hatred, self-loathing, and an unsurpassed period of sadness, followed by a period of time that leads to the consideration of even more decisions of the like. Commonly found going in vicious cycles out of the idea that just because one human is bad, someone incredibly similar to them must be different because they're not the same person. Root words; "Trevor"- Celtic origin- meaning big dick. "Decision"- unknown origin"- a choice with a known outcome, even if the known is an unknown variable.

"Yo man, see that girl over there in the choker and the red to black ombre lipstick? She's gonna be my next Trevor Decision"

by Guarddog33 March 29, 2018

Indifferent Decision

A heavy metal/punk band with experimental ties. Formed around the nucleus of David Chitty on lead guitar, Jason Mumford on rythm and vocals, Ashley Hoop on Drums and Matty Banks on Bass, this hard rocking band found great succes with early covers of songs such as I Will Survive, Sunshine Of Your Love and Were Going To Bonnie Doon. Their first album, Cakes and Winnips hit number one and their next album, The Plight Of Gregory Pecks Flames In Acting Delight In Our Grevious Mourning, went triple big selling muthafucka of an album. After that they died. ALL OF THEM

True, Konkey Dong rocked but i think that Indifferent Decision where much better.
Indifferent Decision Suck

by Chitz September 7, 2004

executive decision

The decision whether to masturbate or not

I wasn't going to get any tonight so I had to make an executive decision.

by SnapJudgement May 10, 2009

executive decision

The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.

"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 9, 2006

presidential decision

Fixing something is a cheap way. in other words nigger rigging something.

My headlight went out on my car so I made a presidential decision and taped a flashlight to it.

by Bigphil76 October 19, 2009