Debumification

Debumification (noun): the magical transformation process from a full-fledged "bum" to a (relatively) respectable human being . This epic makeover involves a complete makeover, likely new clothes, often a haircut and culminating in a shower and maybe even a spritz of cologne.

Perfect for anyone who needs a quick transformation from "who let this bum in?" to "hey, how you doin'?", not everyone can achieve it though.

Note: It may or may not involve solution for the housing situation.
Dude, your job interview is tomorrow. Time for some major debumification. You can’t go in looking like a yeti.
by RomanTheFreeMan May 23, 2024
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