deansk (den-sk) n. 1.A warrior from the middle ages which hunted down and destroyed groups or clans of people which pissed him off or were there. 2.The death of all clans!!
by *879][-deansk June 20, 2005
Get the deansk mug.Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.
deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich
deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich
deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.
Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.
Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.
If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.
I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.
You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.
Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.
If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.
I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.
You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
by ninetynine99 December 23, 2012
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What us Swedes call Danish people because nobody likes them.
It’s common for a Swedish person to scream this when something bad happens.
It’s common for a Swedish person to scream this when something bad happens.
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by slaehk December 8, 2021
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The messiah! All hail Danskin
by Stu826 March 30, 2009
Get the Danskin mug.The absolute unit. No mere mortal can compete with his masculinity and overall power. He can swoon any female that enters his gaze and destroy any mans ego. Definitely someone to avoid taking your girlfriend around. He probably has more power but he never shares his feelings.
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