A pan teenagers put at the popular hook up spots at camp to collect semen in case a male accidentally ejaculates while hooking up and doesn't want to get it all over the place.
Wow, John, thank God we have a deadpan behind the music room. Otherwise I would've ejaculated all over Jenny last night.
by Andre Feinman February 3, 2016
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A loveable positive person by nature, who is a rhythmical motivational dancer, however is usually misinterpreted as an awkward mechanical mover.

Although Deadpan Don presents with a blank empty stare and mouth half agape, she appears most mornings in frumpy slogan garb, with the aim to turn a frown upside down and get the people going. Crowd always goes wild. Loves coffee.
That Deadpan Don always cracks me up in the morning

Deadpan Don is the greatest
by Deadpan Don November 23, 2021
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