dblogging

dblogging - Similar to drunk dialing, drailing, drunk emailng however in this instance the dblogger, after many drinks, decides to post messages on any particular message board, forum, face book or blog site. The clear indicators of dblogging are spelling and grammar errors, posting times that are post-2:00am, bizarre rants or otherwise unusual behaviour for this person.

Jimmy went home after the bar and proceeded to defamate himself by dblogging on his facebook message board (at 3:15am) calling out some of his friends, pointing out their short-comings and lowering his apparent education level by at least 3 grades but failing to use punctuation, correct spelling or completing sentences. Jimmy also lost control of his caps lock key. Jimmy responded later by apologizing and blaming a combination of Vodka and Sleeping pills for his out of character actions.

dblogging by The Only Chad May 9, 2008

dwogging 

part jogging and part walking with a dog

I'm taking Remi and Theo, my 2 dogs, out dwogging later today to get a little exercise in. We'll got about 4 miles on the trail and maybe break a little bit of a sweat.

dwogging by RickDog January 12, 2022

Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

fat dogging 

1) An old phrase dating back to the sixties or seventies that is one-hundred percent real. 'Fat Dogging' has recently gained popularity in the community college scene, where it would totally be acceptable to throw a themed party based around the expression. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

2) The new dance craze sweeping the nation.

1 - "I'm going to be fat dogging for midterms all afternoon!"

"Hey, I've heard that expression before!"

"You're right Kevin! I can say it all day without it reminding me of bears in any way!

2 - "There's a brand new dance

Based on an old phrase.

It's called the fat dog and it will amaze.

You've heard this expression

Your entire life.

It's not made up, It's not made up!"

fat dogging by Dr. Ian Duncan February 2, 2014

bird dogging 

To hound or pursue something or someone with a usually malicious intent.

Derived from the use of a bird dog to hunt game.

Apparently mistaken by millennials as a slang hybrid of 'bird' being female, and 'dogging' being the act of cuckolding or sharing of one's wife willingly or unwillingly, whilst obviously overlooking the actual normal every day meaning of the term to the point it irritated me to make a bloody account on here to set things straight. So upvote this definition so these low life tweens can at least use the term correctly.

"You've been bird dogging this town for a while now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you." - Mal, Firefly

bird dogging by asdfsdggfgfdgdgdafgherhreaaerh April 13, 2016

Dry Dogging

The act of masturbating (generally males) without the use of any form of lubrication. Most men who "dry dog" rely on loose skin to allow their hand to easily move up and down.

"You'll never believe what just happened!"
"What happened?"
"I caught Conner dry dogging it up in his room!"

Dry Dogging by Ethan_bigsnake June 26, 2014

Cock Dogging 

A dangerous sex game played by sadomasochistic sex groups. A board with holes and ledges in front of each hole is set up in a dimly lit room and hotdogs are placed on all but one ledge. The remaining, randomly chosen, ledge is set up with a faux hot dog with the traditional condiments but with a willing males semi-erect penis inserted through the hole and replacing the traditional frankfurter filling. The other games participants, typically naked females, take turns vigorously biting at the dogs until the cock is identified and the winning female is crowned victorious. It was alleged invented in Dutch private schools.

"Hey bro, I met with these gnarly sorority girls last night and, after a classic game of beer pong, they suggested cock dogging. I think I was more surprised that they had the necessary equipment than I was when I felt the winning bite... I was pretty wasted though."

Cock Dogging by ACnus May 30, 2016