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daughne olivia heheheh basically daughne was supposed to be daughter but they changed it because daughne sounded too difficult to pronounce that people might say daphne instead. daughne is also a name hehe
“Hey Daughne, I see your pussy cat”
“My daughne was supposed to go to school today but she ditched lol just to be with her boyfriend, noah”
daughne by coinzieee November 21, 2021
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daughtermommywife 

A nickname for Momoka Sakurai from the idol-based video game/anime/manga series Idolmaster Cinderella Girls. Most often used by 4chan and r/japanesepeopletwitter
UOOOHHHHHHH......... 😭😭‼️‼️ DAUGHTERMOMMYWIFE MOMOKA-CHAMA!!! LET ME LICK YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 CORRECTION NEEDED 💢💢💢💢!!!

not my daughter, you bitch! 

the most awesome quote from harry potter and the deathly hallows (book 7), when mrs. weasley takes on bellatrix lestrange and kills her for trying to take on her only daughter, ginny. quite possibly the best/ most badass quote in the series.
not my daughter, you bitch! ~Mrs. Weasley

daughter of a bitch 

The feminine version of 'son of a bitch', although bear in mind that a 'daughter of a bitch' is just another bitch.
From The Familiar of Zero:

Louise Valliere (Tearing up): Don't lie to me... when you were the one who called the maid. You prefer her, don't you?

Saito Hiraga (Shouting angrily): Are you a fucking idiot?! Why would I willingly please a selfish girl like you, you fucking goddamn daughter of a bitch cunt?!

Daughter of a Bastard 

Daughter of a Bastard

1. A lady or female child who receives a bad example of a father
2. A lady or female child who behaves badly

3. A lady or girl child who belonged to an illegitimate father or mother
1. "You been been given a bad influence by your father. Your father doesn't just embarrass you, so you copied off his behavior. That makes you Daughter of a Bastard!

2. You give me a stinking attitude, daughter of a bastard! If it was a boy, you can say a son of a bitch.

3. Little did you know, your father is an illegitimate child, so he is still a bastard. I am sad to say, but you are a Daughter of the Bastard. Instead of saying son of a bitch, you know. But you can tell a son of an illegitimate child, too.

daughter zoned 

When your hot teacher says you're like his daughter
Daughter Zoned ex.

Teacher: (student name) is like my daughter
daughter zoned by the.trickster February 8, 2015

captain's daughter 

The cat o' nine tails. A disciplinary/torture device consisting of multiple strands of leather or rope attached to a handle, used to whip someone. Often employed in naval settings.
"What do you do with a drunken sailor? ...Put him in bed with the captain's daughter."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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