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Taken off the phrase "damsel"... This girl looks cute and has a nice figure from a distance, but when you go up to talk to her you realize she has a mustache and all you can say is "darn"
Guy 1 : Yo you see that trick

Guy 2 : Yeah she look mad fine, imma go talk to her
(Guy 2 walks to the girl and comes back with an awestruck face)
Guy 1 : You get her number?
Guy 2 : Nah that bitch was straight darnzel and shit with a Hitler looking mustache.
Guy 1 : Damn for real?
Guy 2 : I don't wanna talk about it
darnzel by loligagalot May 14, 2015
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Darnell Grimes 

The wiser more mature alter ego/big brother of junior grimes

It’s assumed that junior IS darnell but darnell isn’t junior

Known for also being the stronger yet more merciful of the two and runs his own YouTube channel since he’s an aspiring actor and longs to leave his criminal past behind but must look after little junior as well to make sure they can stay outta trouble.

Darnell used to be a male stripper and is somewhat embarrassed by his criminal past but uses the experience to survive in these modern times as opposed to the old times. DONt EVER mess with darnell grimes, he’s cold, calculating and won’t hesitate to destroy someone’s life if it means eradicating said threat forever. Do NOT take this warning lightly

Aka “Dirty Darnell” by most people who know him personally.

Whether or not darnell grimes is good or bad is open to interpretation.
Junior: hey guys who’s the better brother of the two?

Darnell: ykno what they’re gonna say already , right?

Junior: sure do

Darnell: same

Juniors and Darnell: ME!

JuniOr: that’s funny, for a sec I thought you meant yourself

Darnell: I did, of course I’m the better of the two

Junior: I think not! clearly I’m the superior one

Darnell: junior shut up before I put your toys away

Junior: noooooooo!

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Darnell Grimes is the bigger and mature brother whereas junior is the baby.

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Darnell Grimes is an actor and former criminal, atleast that’s all he’s said about his criminal past, just that he doesn’t like to talk about it.

Junior Grimes / Darnell Grimes ©

Darnell Grimes 

A british youtuber (or aussie i think possibly) best known for the batman comic book that the entire internet can’t seem to shut up about. Auditioned for the new wolverine and batman but was rejected as far as I’m aware but charming enough to be considered a top contender for some superhero roles.

Darnell looks like he’s got potential, unlike his immature younger brother “junior” aka the rap king of rhyme (prince of chaos)
*darnell performing on stage*

Darnell: “sometimes I feel like I do—“ 🎵

Audience: you suck!

Random 1: aw come on give him a chance!

Darnell: ....

Crowd: Darnell! Darnell! Darnell!

____

Darnell: people either hate you or love you OR both, I’m Darnell grimes and an extreme example of an actor that barely made it

People: this guy sucks at acting
Darnell Grimes by Bengeance006 August 29, 2021

Darnella Frazier 

The young woman whose eyewitness video of the George Floyd killing by former police officer Derek Chauvin in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020, became a crucial artifact of American history. She was awarded an honorary Pulitzer Prize on June 11, 2021.

Only 17 at the time, Darnella Frazier is to the Floyd killing what Abraham Zapruder was to the assassination of John F. Kennedy, an accidental bystander with a camera, a vital witness to an historic moment. Ms. Frazier's video of the arrest, which recorded Floyd's plea - I can't breathe - as Chauvin knelt on his neck for more than 9 minutes, sparked protests across the country. A witness at Chauvin's murder trial, Ms. Frazier expressed regret for not physically confronting Mr. Chauvin. “It’s been nights I stayed up apologizing and apologizing to George Floyd for not doing more and not physically interacting and not saving his life,” Ms. Frazier said.
Darnella Frazier, who was 17 when she recorded George Floyd's murder in Minneapolis last year, was awarded a special citation by the Pulitzer Board. Her video played a major role in igniting a global protest movement against police violence, and was used as evidence in the trial of Floyd's killer.

Pulitzer officials who give out the prestigious prize in journalism and the arts said Frazier's recording highlighted "the crucial role of citizens in journalists' quests for truth and justice."
Darnell is an amazing guy. He's special. Different. More than often everyone likes him and enjoys his company. His taste in music an thoughts an views on life are perfection. He's deep. At first glance he's just a really cute guy that's tall an amazing at basketball with a beautiful smile. But he's so much more than that. The way he talks about things and laughs is refreshing. You couldn't ever get bored with a guy like darnell. He's an amazing friend, brother, son, boyfriend & more. If you've got a darnell, you're blessed.
Darnell is the best guy ever.
Darnell by Jffvm February 20, 2017
Darnell- an exceptional guy. Down right amazing. Very very attractive. Often black. Very open minded, a great friend always there to support you in a time of need and will always stand up for what's right. Critical and quick to state his opinion, very honest. He's a great boyfriend and he has no problem with admitting his feelings for you as long as he feels you're deserving of them. Loves with all of his heart and will give you the world if feasible. Very silly, funny, laid back, well educated articulate, and a freak on the low. Darnell's like to try new things especially when with loved ones. An all around perfect guy. If you meet a Darnell smother him with love and kisses and keep him around for as long as possible.
Omg, that guy was so well spoken and cute, such a Darnell!
Darnell by CandiiM. March 16, 2013

Darnelle 

The girl's name Darnelle, is pronounced dar-NEL.

Darnelles are full of spirit and energy. Often the life of the party. Just being near her will make you smile. She has a laugh like no other. Darnelles are sporty with an amazing body!
You know it's going to be a fun time when Darnelle is here!
Darnelle by DictonaryAddict February 5, 2010
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