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Mark Darlow 

An older, British gentleman who enjoys living out those good old military days so many moons ago. A Mark Darlow continuously wastes money on impressive cars, such as the very British Jaguar.
'Hey, check out that British Guy in his Jag, he's such a Mark Darlow.'
Mark Darlow by Gefre August 11, 2009
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Darlo Tech 

A college situated in the north east town Darlington, where "students" go to do a btech hair and beauty course, that's if they even bother to turn up in their nike air max. Their lanyards may as well say under achiever and their fashion sense is just as dire.
She just failed her exams, she'll be going to Darlo Tech.
Darlo Tech by merchmerchmerch September 3, 2016
Darlon is a ship name for Marlon and Diana.
Hey did you see Darlon talking today?
darlon by Cool_kid_123456 February 7, 2018

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome 

A collagen disorder affecting roughly 1 in 5000 people to varying degrees. There are 4 "most common" types of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS): Classical 1 & 2, Hypermobile and Vascular.

Because collagen is like the glue that holds the human body together, people with EDS almost always show marked joint hypermobility, eg. "double-jointedness". In its severe form, EDS causes frequent dislocations, because there is very little holding joints in place.

Tendons, ligaments, skin and internal tissues can be amazingly stretchy, but this also creates weakness, so sufferers' skin usually bruises, cuts and scars easily, as well as being unusually sensitive to heat and sunburn. Also, because our eyes are composed predominantly of collagen, sufferers are often short-sighted and have a high risk of glaucoma later in life.

The Classical types embody all of these symptoms. Type 1 is the name given to the more chronic cases, while Type 2 refers to those with less severe symptoms.

The Classical and Hypermobile types are very similar, however the Hypermobile type has loose joints as its most chronic symptom. Skin and organ problems are less severe in this type. Building lean muscle to protect and strengthen joints can greatly improve symptoms and reduce dislocations, while still allowing for increased mobility.

In the Vascular form, EDS affects the walls of veins and arteries, making them thin and extremely fragile. The vast majority of sufferers of this type die from cardiovascular complications before the age of 50.

It is also important to note that sufferers of the other 3 types are also at risk of cardiovascular problems.

For more information, contact the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome National Foundation (EDNF)
The majority of contortion artists have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a collagen disorder which allows them to move their joints beyond the normal range of motion, but which also causes pain and a higher risk of injurious dislocations.

darlesia 

Darlesia is a well dressed beautiful person inside & out. She's ambitious & sees nothing but success in her future.
Darlesia has her eye on the prize, I guarantee she'll be successful.
darlesia by Leah13 October 10, 2013
1. When an unfunny joke is proposed, the person is thought to have pulled a "Daros". The person is then usually required to "type"; the defining characteristic of being Daros'ed.

2. When a person is left out.
Get to typing, you've just been Daros'ed bitch.

Stephen has been such a fatass lately, we should daros him next time.
Daros by RobD September 9, 2005