A male who looks old for their age, or perhaps they are just old. Look like they have (or should have) kids by now.
by WaffleWaffleEggy June 19, 2021
The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.
Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.
by Gourmet November 29, 2007