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woo woo wah wah’d
Stoner: bro let’s ger high
non-stoner: but I don’t do that
Stoner: let’s atleast get woo woo wah wah’d
non-stoner: but I don’t do that
Stoner: let’s atleast get woo woo wah wah’d
woo woo wah wah’d by ItzYaBoiSpeirz July 5, 2018
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Wing Wah'd
The uncomfortable afterglow associated with the emotionally depressing experience of the after-affects of a 2-3 hour session at the Chinese all-you-can restaurant chain found all over the west Midlands, UK.
"Sorry boss, I can't come in to work today, me and the missus are both completely Wing Wah'd after our Dad's 64th last night. I've got spare ribs coming out of my arsehole."
Wing Wah'd by My name is Dave August 31, 2013
Dwahrve
Dwahrve is a nice guy.
Dwah
A beautiful word that represents pride and punishment.
The object of a holiday on May the 20th.
Something we celebrate out of pure randomness...
The main object of the Dwahliday season.
The object of a holiday on May the 20th.
Something we celebrate out of pure randomness...
The main object of the Dwahliday season.
"Happy Dwah Day!!!"
"Happy Dwahlidays to you! Happy Dwahlidays to you! I made you a sandwich... And it smells like PVA glue!"
"Don't get pitfalled into T-Mobile on Dwah day!"
"We don't talk about Dwah day no no no"
"Happy Dwahlidays to you! Happy Dwahlidays to you! I made you a sandwich... And it smells like PVA glue!"
"Don't get pitfalled into T-Mobile on Dwah day!"
"We don't talk about Dwah day no no no"
Dwah by Hi, I invented Dwah Day May 12, 2022
Dwahliday
The time of year when we celebrate Dwah Day!
The month of May!
The true, non-commercial version of June, a.k.a "Pride Month"
The Chad version of Pride Month that I invented!
The Rules of the Dwahlidays:
1. Don't think or talk about the holiday itself, just act really festive and excited about it!
2. Forget that Christmas ever existed.
3. Every time you see a fire hydrant, KARATE KICK IT!!!
4. Every time you think about the holiday without expressing it, punish yourself by either singing The Song or drawing those two bad guys from the Unikitty show. No reason... We don't talk about that =)
5. Every time you see a bottle of school glue, put
it on your hands and peel it off.
6. If you don't follow all these rules, you'll fall into a pit into T-Mobile. The only way you can escape is if you sing 1 of 13 songs written in an unintelligible font, or if you buy a 1000$ cell phone. If not, then you'll get devoured by the cashier.
7. Respect everyone in the LGBTQ+ community. This holiday revolves around rule-following and self-expression!
8. The last and MOST IMPORTANT rule! DO NOT QUESTION THE RULES OF THE HOLIDAY! It's supposed to be stupid and nonsense. It's like Christmas but instead of Santa bringing you presents if you're good, it's about following rules no matter how dumb they sound!
The month of May!
The true, non-commercial version of June, a.k.a "Pride Month"
The Chad version of Pride Month that I invented!
The Rules of the Dwahlidays:
1. Don't think or talk about the holiday itself, just act really festive and excited about it!
2. Forget that Christmas ever existed.
3. Every time you see a fire hydrant, KARATE KICK IT!!!
4. Every time you think about the holiday without expressing it, punish yourself by either singing The Song or drawing those two bad guys from the Unikitty show. No reason... We don't talk about that =)
5. Every time you see a bottle of school glue, put
it on your hands and peel it off.
6. If you don't follow all these rules, you'll fall into a pit into T-Mobile. The only way you can escape is if you sing 1 of 13 songs written in an unintelligible font, or if you buy a 1000$ cell phone. If not, then you'll get devoured by the cashier.
7. Respect everyone in the LGBTQ+ community. This holiday revolves around rule-following and self-expression!
8. The last and MOST IMPORTANT rule! DO NOT QUESTION THE RULES OF THE HOLIDAY! It's supposed to be stupid and nonsense. It's like Christmas but instead of Santa bringing you presents if you're good, it's about following rules no matter how dumb they sound!
"Happy Dwahlidays!!!"
"The Song: Happy Dwahlidays to you! Happy Dwahlidays to you! I made you a sandwich... And it smells like PVA glue!"
"Happy Dwahlidays, don't you dare think about it!"
"In the Dwahlidays, we celebrate Pride and Punishment!"
"The Song: Happy Dwahlidays to you! Happy Dwahlidays to you! I made you a sandwich... And it smells like PVA glue!"
"Happy Dwahlidays, don't you dare think about it!"
"In the Dwahlidays, we celebrate Pride and Punishment!"
Dwahliday by Hi, I invented Dwah Day May 12, 2022
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