cyphoon 

massive traffic; or a wave in cyberspace
When there is too much traffic online making it hard to get or stay online.

There was too many people on the site and it crashed in a cyphoon.
There was a cyphoon on the site because of all the people trying to use it.
I couldn't get on the web because of a cyphoon.

cyphoon by LeanderK January 1, 2012

cyphon

A mash-up of "cyber" and "siphon", describing the movement of attention from meatspace to cyberspace. As a noun, it could be any site (social or not) that draws attention away from meatspace. You don't necessarily need to be in front of a screen to be affected by a cyphon. Your continued use of a social site could change the fundamental way you act and interact within meatspace, e.g. having lunch with your friend and trying not to let the gorgeous plate of fries cypyhon your attention to what filter you'd want to use when you post a picture of it to Instagram.

Specifically, the word cyphon is about how meatspace is augmented, detracted from or otherwise enhanced and diminished by the various online worlds that reflect and inform our daily lives.

This party was great until Jack cyphoned everyone to Facebook with his posting of Jill hurling in the back yard.

cyphon by tracyshaun September 2, 2013

Cryphoon 

A sudden and unexpectedly strong outpouring of emotion around something completely unimportant to someone.

Janine unleashed a cryphoon when Ghana went out of the world cup, despite not being Ghanaian or a soccer fan.

Cryphoon by tetsuo_ July 7, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022