cyberjunkie

emaciated graduate living on the outskirts of a metropolis with a retarded obsession for masturbation and an unmatched appetite for GBs of gay porn.

"i wish porn was everywhere, i want it to be all around me, more ubiqtous than nitrogen. it should be so overwhelming that arousal and affectionate stroking of my weasel isnt exceptional but ordinary and regular to the point of being listless. I want cum to become me, my brain nothing but a big blob of semen and small dicks for gray cells. I am cyberjunkie, voyeur of the gay porn world"

Application for eligibility to the "gay pride" channel on #efnet - Cyberjunkie.




Person 1: I love peter and a 12 year old kid called krish
Person 2: You are such a cj.

See also peadophile

cyberjunkie by scrizer October 27, 2004

Cyberpunked 

A game crashes, bricked consoles or pcs (including mobile devices.) After you pay or pre-order.

Also when you order online and the product or food is not in good quality or bad .

I ordered food on the app and they cyberpunked me with bad food..

Cyberpunked by Derwin augustus December 20, 2020

Cyberpunking 

Cyberpunk is a game released in 2020 that was criticized at its launch for having too many bugs and glitches. To cyberpunk or cyberpunking means to release or finish something when it is not ready yet ready or does not yet achieve the standards that were promised or expected. It is usually accompanied by backlash and improvements after the fact.

''That development studio is really good at cyberpunking"
- Yeah they haven't had a single good launch in a while

"You shouldn't cyberpunk that cake, give it time to cook properly"

Cyberpunking by Midblep January 12, 2021

Cyberpunked 

When a gamer has been duped into purchasing or preordering a videogame based on a series of misleading marketing practices, advertisements, and press events aimed to build hype for a product. Ultimately with the end result of the game developers overpromising and underselling on an unfinished or incomplete videogame or videogame related product.

The term is derived from the slang punked which refers to a joke or trick played on someone, as well as a parody of the title for the 2020 videogame known as Cyberpunk 2077 which became notorious by its fanbase for pushing out an unfinished game onto the market.

You know that the game isn't going to be able to deliver on all its promise, if you're not more skeptical you'll end up being cyberpunked.

Cyberpunked by Heretek March 29, 2021

Cyberpunked 

also reffered to as cyberpranked is a result of action where an unsuspecting victim gets completely annihlated.

Getting cyberpunked usually consists of two phases.
The first phase is formally called baiting. Goal of this phase is to make victims drop their guard. This is usually achieved by overpromising, falsely reassuring and by giving expectations without planning to meet them.
When victim get volnerable and hopeful, second phase begins.
In the second phase victim is shown reality that's worse than promised and painfully different from victim's expectations.
That's how victim gets cyerpunked.

For maximum effect T-pose while walking into sunset.

The current record holder is CD Projekt Red that on December 10 2020 cyberpunked 8 million people at once.

I believed Cyberpunk would work on PS4 and I preordered. I got completely cyberpunked because it just keeps crashing.
Maybe not our sock but definitelly suck on these nuts. I'm Johhny Silverhand and you just got cyberpunked.

Cyberpunked by NotBurn February 22, 2021

CyberPunked 

When something, typically a game, keeps getting delayed and you start wondering if it will ever come out.

Friend 1: The game got delayed again.
Friend 2: Dude, you totally just got CyberPunked!
Friend 1: I should've realized the release date was too good to be true.

CyberPunked by zin90 November 10, 2020

Cyberpunked 

A form of online humiliation, trickery, or just straight up disrespect, such as that done by Video Game designers releasing an unplayable game when they previously said it was very great and playable for certain devices.

Those PS4/Xbox One owners sure got Cyberpunked

Cyberpunked by Blatant_truth173 December 14, 2020