cyberglomp 

1. When you, out of boredom, hear the sign-in sound and immediately drop everything (if anything) you're doing to send whoever it was a message* only moments after.

You are the cyberglomper

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2. When you come home, sign in to your favorite IM program, and are IMMEDIATELY attacked by a chat window*.

You are the cyberglompee.

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*Said chat windows usually contain an expression of joy that was typed in caps and possibly also an emoticon.

Example #1:

Friend(?): *signs in*
You: *cyberglomps* ZOMG HAI!!! xD

Example #2:

You: *signs in*
Friend(?): *cyberglomps* YAAAAAAY!!!!! ^_^

cyberglomp by MintyFreshness January 7, 2010

Cybercompost 

A stupid MOFO, who asks peopl to 'shorten their sigs'. OMG OUR FUKEN SIGS ARE TOO BIG OH NO!

Cybercompost stupidly asked Dante to change his sig.

Cybercompost by DanteFury July 9, 2003

Cyberblumpkin' 

When a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce while video chatting with a nude women on his laptop.

Jacob: Is Mike in there skyping with that chick while pinching one off?

Dane: Yeah don't hate man he is getting a cyberblumpkin'

Cyberblumpkin' by Team Grizzly December 4, 2011