Internet porn session. Term derived from "clickidy clack, whackedy whack" once mentioned on the chapelle show when describing the sound of getting off on the computer.
click + whack = cwack
Dave are u on the phone or having a cwack?
Nah i cant come with, made a date with the computer - cwack
If i come home and fing u having a cwack one more time ill telling your mother and she wont be pleased
what is this spooge on the keyboard - Dave have u been having a cwack in here?
A cacklefester is a phrase that’s used to describe someone who enjoys intense and thrilling activities that generate an adrenaline rush. Other terms include sensation seekers, adventurers, or thrill seekers.
They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.
Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.
Tommy: Did you see that accident-prone fool smashing his way up through the tracks.
Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!
Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.
"hi my name's ChAcKa OoFkA and my dad knows God!" vine reference
When two or more people (usually women) block up an aisle at a store to gossip about the usual crap, resulting in annoying all other customers trying to shop in that particular aisle.
two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."
A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"
The act a tweaker does when left alone in an abandoned or occupied dwelling or vessel or vehicle in which the tweaker will open any unopened container, box, drawers, cabinets, closets, attic, garage etc. to go through ones contents and spread them about looking for anything that resembles a flashlight, a aux cord, any kind of phone charging cord, charging box, power bank any USB plug ins or OTG cables anything for cell phones, torch lighters and Bic lighters
Look at Nikkicoon cackin that whole house you know she is tweaking to be coon cackin that guy’s place who O.D. Today And died.
The high pitched fake laughter every cameraperson makes when the subject of a video has a fail, especially resulting in injury.
The videos on Ridiculousness must have the same camera person. Regardless of the fail, it always sounds like the same idiotic camera cackle! Even when the fail is painfully not funny!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.