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cuntizzle 

Cuntizzle is a nickname for an apathetic bitch. One with this nickname is slightly sociopathic and manipulative, but is a good person. It is safe to be friends with only ONE cuntizzle, because two cuntizzles may murder eachother.
Dick: Have you spoken to Cuntizzle lately?
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..
cuntizzle by assizzle March 11, 2015
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cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntwizzle 

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.
Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.
cuntwizzle by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003
Where being a cunt becomes a condition...
Don't worry, he's a cuntile shit...
Cuntile by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010

Confizzlefuzzlefoozled 

It's the ultimate confusion. It is used when you are not confizzled, your not confuzzled, and you're not confoozled you are confizzlefuzzlefoozled.
Person 1: "Bro do you get this?"
Person 2"No, im so confizzlefuzzlefoozled"

cunfuzzled 

The state of being confused, or confusing someone.
I am quite cunfuzzled today Jenn
or
You just got cunfuzzled!
cunfuzzled by Stephen Travale December 3, 2004
catizzle means male cat
there is a catizzle in tha boush
catizzle by little thug and lil' g January 18, 2008
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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