cunt raptor 

Noun. Derogatory slang. Only word in the english language available that combines the bitchery of cunts with the fiendishness of velociraptors. The kind of person who finds normal cuntery a waste of his/her creative talents, and will go far out of his/her way to exact a particularly devious and well thought out way to sully one's good name. If a cunt raptor ever actually existed, it's mating call would undoubtedly have sounded like a Nazgul performing cunnilingus.

That fucking cunt raptor Tina found my girl's screen name, spent a week getting to know her, and then let it slip that I dumped my ex because her mom had my baby.

cunt raptor by FuckinSnoahhlaxx February 25, 2008

cuntractor

A contractor (especially an IT contractor) who is a cunt.

These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.

cuntractor by cuksocker November 9, 2010