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a person who licks the vagina ( saliva and and the girl becomeing wet makes a puddle)

used to describe a bitch or a lesbian who gets on your nerves.

That bitch is such a cunt puddler, why does she insist on talking to me.

cunt puddler by Raunchy veretas March 16, 2010

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Cunt puddle

A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.

OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!

Cunt puddle by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020

Related Words

cunt puddler • Cunt puddle • cunt peddler • A Puddle Of Cunt • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt bunt • cunt stunt

Cunt Puddle

The pool of juice that resides at the base of a girls feet when she becomes highly aroused.

Girl: Can we move to another area of the bar? I just saw Ben Te'o and left a dirty big cunt puddle here

Cunt Puddle by Big Dawgy Dawg 69 September 15, 2012

cunt peddler

An archaic form of Pimp. One who peddles cunts.

My fine Sir, dost thou know where I may find the nearest cunt peddler? I've been itchin' for some good lovin'.

But of course, dear chap, just down the block. Ask for Reginald Beasley, he'll peddle you the finest cunt in town. For a fair price, mind you.

cunt peddler by The cunt peddler peddler July 19, 2011

Cunt puddle

The puddle of semen left on the man's stomach when the woman climbs off of him after sex.

Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!

Cunt puddle by Pcar October 27, 2012

Cunt puddle

Blood bath

puddle klart
Red sea
Axe wound

Luke hey bro you been fighting?

Barry. No why you ask?

Luke cos your coverd in blood...

Barry no there was no fighting i just motted your mum out while she was on.. it was a proper cunt puddle

Luke. Yeah my mums hole is like the red sea

Cunt puddle by Word soup December 13, 2025

A Puddle Of Cunt

The absolute bottom-tier of human existence. A puddle of cunt is a person who is a chaotic, "controlled mess" of a human being. They are too shallow to be a full-blown disaster and too toxic to be a functional member of society. They are a conversational cul-de-sac; you can’t argue with them, you can't reason with them, and you certainly can’t help them. They simply exist in a state of stagnant, ankle-deep malice.
Unlike a "deep" person, this individual is a localized reservoir of disappointment—just deep enough to ruin your day if you accidentally step in them, but not substantial enough to actually matter.

Can you just stop being a puddle of cunt for 5 seconds?

A Puddle Of Cunt by Just117 April 9, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026