cunt puddler

a person who licks the vagina ( saliva and and the girl becomeing wet makes a puddle)

used to describe a bitch or a lesbian who gets on your nerves.

That bitch is such a cunt puddler, why does she insist on talking to me.

by Raunchy veretas March 16, 2010

Cunt puddle

A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.

OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!

by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020

Cunt Puddle

The pool of juice that resides at the base of a girls feet when she becomes highly aroused.

Girl: Can we move to another area of the bar? I just saw Ben Te'o and left a dirty big cunt puddle here

by Big Dawgy Dawg 69 September 15, 2012

cunt peddler

An archaic form of Pimp. One who peddles cunts.

My fine Sir, dost thou know where I may find the nearest cunt peddler? I've been itchin' for some good lovin'.

But of course, dear chap, just down the block. Ask for Reginald Beasley, he'll peddle you the finest cunt in town. For a fair price, mind you.

by The cunt peddler peddler July 19, 2011

Cunt puddle

The puddle of semen left on the man's stomach when the woman climbs off of him after sex.

Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!

by Pcar October 27, 2012

Cunt puddle

Blood bath

puddle klart
Red sea
Axe wound

Luke hey bro you been fighting?

Barry. No why you ask?

Luke cos your coverd in blood...

Barry no there was no fighting i just motted your mum out while she was on.. it was a proper cunt puddle

Luke. Yeah my mums hole is like the red sea

by Word soup December 13, 2025

A Puddle Of Cunt

The absolute bottom-tier of human existence. A puddle of cunt is a person who is a chaotic, "controlled mess" of a human being. They are too shallow to be a full-blown disaster and too toxic to be a functional member of society. They are a conversational cul-de-sac; you can’t argue with them, you can't reason with them, and you certainly can’t help them. They simply exist in a state of stagnant, ankle-deep malice.
Unlike a "deep" person, this individual is a localized reservoir of disappointment—just deep enough to ruin your day if you accidentally step in them, but not substantial enough to actually matter.

Can you just stop being a puddle of cunt for 5 seconds?

by Just117 April 9, 2026