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cunt money 

1. An amount of Money any employee will take b4 punching an employer in the face.
2. If the employee remains working after an extreme provocation from the employer; the Money thereafter shall be deemed Cunt Money.
3. When an employer has the intellectual capacities of a road kill and your still whoring for them.
Your working for Cunt Money.
Well Mr Passage, I'm pleased to be able to offer you this exciting opportunity. The going rate isn't much, but it's ample and it goes up and stuff. Did I mention the word opportunity?
"How much is it per hour?"
Well, the remedial encumberment is six pounds fifty an hour. But after six months it goes up to seven pounds and you'll get store discount and all the over time you can handle and store discount. Did I mention store discount at all?
"Six *ucking quid an hour! I don't work for cunt money, *uckoff you twat"
cunt money by dsfadsfgafgf October 14, 2016
Words you can keep

cuntmonkey 

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.
Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.
cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

cuntmonkey 

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face
'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'
cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003

CuntMonkey 

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.
"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"
CuntMonkey by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

Cuntmonkey 

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates
Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class
Cuntmonkey by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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