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cunt fucker 

not an insult but can be used as one if your pissed, "shut up you stupid cunt fucker"
cunt fucker by burka August 20, 2006

Candy Cunt Fucker 

When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out
"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."

dickey cunt fucker 

The slutty person who loves to eat Chinese popsicles
Wow.. What a dickey cunt fucker

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard

Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC
pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.
Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

cunt face fucker 

Absolute arsehole and idiot beyond the normal rounds of idiocy. A compleat utter mess up,
You are a total cunt face fucker how dare you who do u think you are
cunt face fucker by Missy m s October 6, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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