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cunt fuckery 

when the term 'douche baggery' just doesn't cover the stupidity of any given situation
that ass jack left the cart rolling around the parking lot and it hit my car. what kind of cunt fuckery is this??
cunt fuckery by PaganKelly March 18, 2009
Words you can keep

cunt fucker 

someone who bangs chicks like crazy
not an insult but can be used as one if your pissed, "shut up you stupid cunt fucker"
cunt fucker by burka August 20, 2006

Candy Cunt Fucker 

When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out
"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."

dickey cunt fucker 

The slutty person who loves to eat Chinese popsicles
Wow.. What a dickey cunt fucker

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard

Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC
pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.
Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

cunt face fucker 

Absolute arsehole and idiot beyond the normal rounds of idiocy. A compleat utter mess up,
You are a total cunt face fucker how dare you who do u think you are
cunt face fucker by Missy m s October 6, 2015
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