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Cunt Bulge 

A swollen, annoying part of your body. Also, the outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothes. camel toe, crotch cleavage
A: How is your tumor?
B: My cunt bulge is hurting.

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"Hey woman, I can see your cunt bulge."
Cunt Bulge by Death.616 January 20, 2020
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cunt bulge 

A fat upper pussy area. See fupa.
Your mom would be pretty hot, if she could just get rid of that cunt bulge.
cunt bulge by Mai Vang July 15, 2004

Bilge Cunt 

An insult used predominantly by sea-fairing gentlemen to describe someone who is an all-round asshole, generally inept, or someone who has cocked up in epic proportions.

This term is sometime adopted as a colloquial greeting, most commonly used in Australia.
Sailor - "The motor for the anchor is jammed!"
Able Seaman - "Don't worry, I've found the problem; someone left a rag in here."
Sailor - "Some bloody bilge cunt must have been left it there last time the ship was in port for service!"
Bilge Cunt by FDragon June 15, 2011

budget cunt 

someone who acts like a peasant and refuses to share their spoils with their best mates #budgetcunt
During a session of bare raving, Phil acted like a budget cunt and refused to share his power gak with his mates despite them all sharing the Levis and Kitkat around
budget cunt by #budgetcunt January 5, 2018

Budget Cunt 

Cheapest hooker in the area!
"What you scratching your cock for?"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"
Budget Cunt by Nerdthagoras December 2, 2021

cuntburger 

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.
An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.
cuntburger by Guillermo March 31, 2004

cuntburgers 

Burgers that are to be placed inside of a woman's vagina to be eaten out of by random strangers.
I was with your mom last night, she made me some great cuntburgers!
cuntburgers by Anonymous51913 January 1, 2011
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